Defamations | Special Delivery! Your Brand New Baby ("Focus On The Joy") - Congrats Card

Defamations Greeting Card – “Special Delivery! It’s Your Brand New Noise Machine”

Size: 115 x 160 mm
Inside: Blank for your own irreverent message
Envelope: Paired with a natural kraft envelope

Celebrate the chaos of new parenthood with this hilariously honest Defamations greeting card – perfect for those who appreciate a bit of rude humour and real talk. Featuring the message:

“Special delivery! It’s your brand new chewing, spewing, pooing noise machine... Not to mention loss of sleep and a drain on the bank account. But you know... Just focus on the joy.”

Part of the wildly popular Defamations card range, this design captures Australia’s best wicked sense of humour — naughty, rude, and guaranteed to offend (in the best possible way). These funny Australian greeting cards are made to delight, demean, and defame even the most prudish of people.

Each Defamations card is designed in our Australian studio and printed on eco-friendly paper, so you can share a laugh and still be kind to the planet.

Features:

• Rude, irreverent humour perfect for new parents (includes the "F" word on the back of the card)

• Designed and printed in Australia

• Eco-friendly paper stock

• Blank inside for your personal (and possibly offensive) touch

• Includes kraft envelope

Send a bit of mischief with this funny new baby card from the Defamations range, exclusively at Angelfish Dragonfly – Australia’s home of quirky, rude, and eco-conscious greeting cards.

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